THE COUNCIL

is a week-long event where at each of seven meetings, Alyssa May Gold, using her account of being told that she was running out of time to have children, a semi-working knowledge of Roman Catholicism from 17 years of Sunday School, and the results of some... extensive late night googling... will attempt to convince you, the council, that Jesus was a woman, and that the best selling story of all time needs to be rewritten.